Gay...

  

Oh the BCS!! It is in large part why the staff at WWBD at times finds NCAA Footbal brutal and difficult to follow.  In a completely erroneous display of data entry, the BCS has somehow someway found that the University of Arizona Wildcats are the 22 Ranked team in Division One College Football.

It seems pretty obvious that whatever statistical data that is used to devise the rankings has never watched U of A play a game, nor could it possibly take into account the simple, impossible fact that U of A cannot under any circumstances stop an offensive threat.  Looking forward at their schedule, U of A can realistically finish 2009 1-5 or 2-4.  We all know the rufies are being slipped on 4^th Ave tonight, and boy oh boy will the water coolers here in the Old Pueblo be a buzzing with the possibilities and probabilities of how the Cats close out the campaign.  Here we break it down:

UCLA:  Loss
WSU: Win
Cal: Loss
Oregon: Loss
Devils: Loss
USC: Loss

Now one can only assume that this will be it for Stoops and AirZona right?  I mean recruiting in Tucson is non-existent, and UA continues to lose top recruits to Erickson and the Devil’s.  Why?  Facilities could be one major contributing factor of coarse, I mean people live in the freaking stadium!!!  Then having the campus flanked by crack houses and crystal meth labs surely doesn’t help matters much.