Sunday, October 18, 2009

The Dumbest Game of All Time



Robert Sarver: Howdily Hoedily?
David Stern: Hey Bob, Commissioner Stern here.
Sarver: Hey Sterny!! Whats happening?
Stern: Well Bob, it’s that time of year again…We are really hoping that the NBA can expand our global presence even further and I was really hoping the NBA and the Phoenix Suns could enhance and strengthen our partnership with each other.
Sarver: Man Dave, you know I’m always down!!  Where are we going? London? Barcelona? Paris? No, no, no it’s Milan isn’t it?
Stern:  Actually, how does Mexico sound?
Sarver: Oh Yes!!! Viva Mexico!!! Wait….Dave, isn’t there like a Swine Flu or something in Mexico?
Stern: Sure there is, but as long as you don’t hang out with Mexican people, you guys are good to go
Sarver: Well, let me run it past Steve Kerr…STEVE!!! STEVE!!!
Kerr: Yea Bob??
Sarver: Sterny’s on the phone, how does Mexico sound for a preseason game?
Kerr: Who we playing?
Sarver: Dave, who are we playing?
Stern: 76ers
Sarver: 76ers!!!
Kerr: Oh sweet Igoudala, he went to UA, remember he’s on our radar?  But what about the Swine Flu?
Sarver: Stern says not to hang around Mexican people then we’re good!!
Kerr: Cool!!! Viva Mexico!!!!
Stern & Sarver: Viva Mexico!!!

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